Sunday, October 15, 2006
Both Baylor and the U of D had already set aside acreage on their campuses where a presidential library could be built. However, in both cases, the acreage bordered rivers.
They should have done their homework. Bush has already indicated that he's nervous about having his presidential library near a river because... (wait for it)... a submarine could attack it!
That's right, kids. George Bush imagines submarine attacks on Presidential libraries.
If Bush continues to live on his fake ranch it will be Baylor, he's too lazy to go to events in Dallas. If easy access to get a hookers and whiskey is a factor, SMU and UD are in the running. If you follow that logic don't count out Thailand as a suprise candidate for the Bush 43 Library. No matter where it is I'm sure it will have all the charm of the Daytona Beach Books-A-Million. Gravitass.
And like any respectable tube-marine commander would worry about the Shrub's library of upside-down children's books? Just freakin' shoot me now.
Whichever school has the 1) the worst program in emergency management, and 2) a museum that could be easily looted, gets my vote.
George W. Bush Library...talk about an oxymoron!
I've been to the Daytona Beach Books a Million.
It just doesn't get any lamer.
But the real question is, of all the books in the library, how many of them will George have already colored in?
Hmmm... A vision of the future is bubbling up from my subconscious... NSA credentials, port security, Trident subs at Bangor... All the pieces of the puzzle are there, but it's really a coin-flip between the sublime satisfaction to be realized and the immortal shame of proving him right.
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