Friday, November 10, 2006

Another reason why a $7 billion partial border fence is a great idea 

Jeebus wept:

Mexico City's assembly approved the legal recognition of same-sex civil unions, a measure that would provide gay couples with social benefits like those of married heterosexuals for the first time in the country's history.

Clearly now, we must defend ourselves from illegal alien gay couples who might disseminate their disgusting "homo agenda" into this country. Talk about insult to injury! These people not only want to take our jobs rebuilding cities, they want to shatter our sacred institutions with their bizarre ideas about legal recognition for gays. Not to mention how they will spread their "pandemic diseases", and celebrate each night by drinking urine, and encourage the Deity to send more deadly hurricanes to signal His divine displeasure.

We'll spend $70 $10 million per mile on a partial border fence while we study whether Louisiana's levees and wetlands should be improved to withstand future Category 4/5 storms.

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Related WSJ editorial titled "Immigration losers"
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Wouldn't it jsut be easier to move out of your bowl shaped city?

Then, we could lure all the Mexicans there and flood it!

By Blogger Richie McWhite, at 10:47 PM  

Then again, we could electrify the fence and throw Mr. McWhite on it after dipping him in the Rio Grande.

By Blogger Marco, at 8:33 AM  

You figure the Republicans would be happy to have all of the gay Mexicans move here, as it seems that the party seems to consist primarily of people of that sexual persuasion.

By Anonymous ashley, at 12:57 PM  

I am an upstanding red-blooded conservative American Christian male.

Mr. McWhite, that's your description of yourself at your blog. It's encouraging to the rest of us to see that you uphold the Christian teachings in the Gospels. Let's see: help me here. I forget where is it in the Gospels that Jesus instructs us to lure to death by drowning the whole population of the neighboring country. What's that chapter and verse again?

By Anonymous Grandmère Mimi, at 7:03 PM  

The gay illegal immigrants and gay terrorists blew up the levees!!!

The gay illegal immigrants and gay terrorists blew up the levees!!!

The gay illegal immigrants and gay terrorists blew up the levees!!!

By Blogger Mr. Clio, at 9:56 AM  

Just posted this at Mr. McWhite's blog. Guess I'd better get ready for the hate:

Hey, Genius,

Our "bowl-shaped" city made your country wealthy.

And for years gave uptight Protestants a place to work out a lot of spiritual constipation.

We helped make you guys rich and cast out your psychological demons.

You guys made a mess here for years in the Quarter and in the wetlands. So you ought to come clean it up.

By Blogger Mr. Clio, at 10:01 AM  

Interesting that this happened in a country that is nominally 90% Roman Catholic. I bet that the sermons this morning are truly interesting.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:16 AM  

Well, isn't *this* lively? LMAO at Ashley's comment.

By Anonymous Sophmom, at 11:30 AM  

Let's see: help me here. I forget where is it in the Gospels that Jesus instructs us to lure to death by drowning the whole population of the neighboring country.

Leave baptism out of any discussions of Christ!

By Blogger Carl, at 1:52 PM