Monday, December 04, 2006

Easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for Alan Richman to enter the kingdom of New Orleans cuisine 

The Richman affair won't die! Noah from Antigravity prints his lively email conversation (pdf pg 5 "Freefloating Ramblings") with tasteless food critic Alan Richman. Richman defends what he said in his anti-New Orleans GQ article, and is "very proud" of what he wrote, and said he hoped that an overdue debate "on New Orleans" would be sparked. Yeah, right. He also dismisses the blogosphere's response to his article as reminding him of "drunks screaming in a bar that their football team was hosed by a referee". Well, that might be true in the case of Angry Ashley (:D), but what about the always-measured, adult commentary at Appetites (more here)?

Responding to Noah, Richman uses an idiotic straw man argument to defend his incendiary comments about Creoles, and Noah finally decided to create a petition in response. Consider signing it. Here's an explanatory excerpt from the petition page:

This petition is a request for the immediate ouster of Alan Richman from his position as food writer at GQ. The formal inquiry, as voiced by its sole author, Noah Bonaparte Pais, is based around the abject bigotry in Mr. Richman's latest article, "Yes, We're Open" [November '06], in which the writer had the following (and much more) to say about New Orleans' native Creole people: "Supposedly, Creoles can be found in and around New Orleans. I have never met one and suspect they are a faerie folk, like Leprechauns, rather than an indigenous race. The myth is that once, long ago, Creoles existed... The 'crab and Creole' salad wasn't as interesting as its name-- I was expecting a composition that included chopped up Creoles, allowing me finally to glimpse one of them."

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Furthermore, Mr. Richman, in one of several letters sent to me amidst a recent maelstrom of withering criticism, attempted to acquit himself with the following argument:

"Was I racist? A ridiculous claim that I refute outright... Were Creoles attacked in the streets by non-Creoles egged on by me? Have Creoles been banned from public schools? Is there a national campaign underway to relocate Creoles to military bases, segregate them behind barbed wire? Did anybody even stick his tongue out at a Creole? Please."

Ironically, this radical defense only goes further toward the realization of Mr. Richman's inherently racist views. Unlike those who flaunt their prejudice (e.g., skinheads or white supremacists), casual bigots do not believe their viewpoints to be slanted at all-- they maintain positions which fall within the boundaries of their own self-created mainstream. Hence, when confronted with this accusation, Mr. Richman conjured a holocaustic, Nazi-like dream state with which to contrast his own comments, thereby expressing his own extremist opinion that nothing short of a human rights crisis could possibly constitute harmful racism. That is, in and of itself, the embodiment of casual bigotry, and should be taken as tantamount to a subconscious confession of such.


I very much like Noah's analysis in that final paragraph.
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Richman on the rebuilding effort: "In a week down there, driving everywhere. I saw one citizen with a shovel."

He's the biggest ass this side of Tom Benson.

By Blogger jeffrey, at 2:01 PM  

What an immense douche. Of course you wouldn't see them while driving...they're shoveling inside houses, since that's where the muck is. Jeezus!

By Blogger Ray in New Orleans, at 2:09 PM  

The article seemed to be more about his negative views of New Orleans culture than cuisine. Funny he found Herbsaint so pedestrian when it was listed in Gourmet Magazine's top 50 US restaurants a couple of months ago. And for such a purportedly sophisticated guy, he obviously doesn't understand that a roux isn't a redneck invention.

By Blogger Jane, at 11:06 AM