Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Hey, Office Depot, why in the HELL do you think Texan sports shite that won't sell in Houston will be purchased by New Orleanians? We got our own sports team(s), thank you very much. And we love 'em, win or lose.
This year, we are winning. For the Texan fans who didn't see #2 pick Reggie Bush's TD run, here ya go. After the play, Al Michaels says: "Every Texan fan must be saying 'What in the HELL did we do [at] the draft?'"
And who could forget this exciting, game-winning return? [Warning: LOUD]
But oyster, what about #3 pick Vince Young? What's he been up to, lately?
Glad ya asked:
The only Youtube highlight of #1 pick Mario Williams I could find was this one, where Williams tackles a decoy receiver after a fake handoff. The guy who posted the video clip says "If only [the receiver] had the ball."
Hmm. Yes. "If only...". Keep that phrase handy, Texans.
I had a similar experience to the Houston football dreck inexplicably offered for sale. I went to Rite Aid and the central aisle with all the Christmas stuff had . . . battery-operated dancing Bill Clinton dolls. Huh? Wasn't President Rock Star, like, 7 years ago? The stupid hurts even more during the holidays.
Today I was nearly mowed down by several drivers, both in traffic and on foot. What did they have in common? Texas license plates. I guess they're mad at us...and at themselves in general.
Maybe the Cowboys and the Texans should recruit some of those drivers for the field. And perhaps even their cars.
The best part is when Reggie makes that ridiculous cut at the 10. Madden grunts/gasps audibly. This is fun.
By 8:11 AM, at
After Bush's TD against the Boys, all I could do was shake my head. Damn. You cannot let him get into the open field like that. Something bad is gonna happen if you're not wearing the black and gold.
You're right Mr. Clio, this is fun.