Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Unhelpful Categories 

Just after I did an earlier post on King Milling's plea about the urgency of coastal restoration in South Louisiana, the T-P publishes a front page story titled "White House resists plan for 72-mile storm shield" (print version):

The White House has quietly signaled its opposition to a 72-mile levee system in south Louisiana proposed to protect about 120,000 people who have watched the Gulf of Mexico creep ever closer to their homes as the coast erodes.

Our considerate friends in the White house want more delays so that the environmental impact of the proposed levees can be further studied. And, yes, there are legitimate concerns about the project, but the Bushies couldn't give a sh*t about any of that. Trust me. For them, a study is simply a way to run out the clock. (And even if the study gets finished, they'll happily ignore it or rewrite its conclusions if they don't believe it furthers their interests.) It's like this:

Costly manned spaceflights to Mars? Sure, full steam ahead!

Piles of dirt to protect S. Louisiana? Whoah! Slow down there, Monsieur Turbo! We need to do more studies to see how this might affect your precious wetland ecosystems. You wouldn't want to lose those, now, would ya?

The article continues:

[The White House position paper] also calls for reducing federal financing for broader coastal restoration to $500 million and forcing the state to pay 50 percent of the overall costs, which Vitter labeled "a raw deal for Louisiana." The Blanco administration has estimated that restoring the coast, which is eroding through manmade and natural forces at a rate of 30 square miles per year and lost an estimated 217 square miles because of Hurricanes Katrina and Rita in 2005, would cost in excess of $14 billion.

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Just over a year ago, a conservative Republican who attends my church took out a quarter page ad in the Times Picayune, and published an open letter to the people of New Orleans. He urged everyone to vote in favor of consolidating the levee boards. He said he was convinced "in his heart" that if New Orleanians demonstrated their willingness to reform the levee boards, then President Bush would start supporting Category 5 flood protection.

Yes, friends, he really believed that would happen. Of course, that was back when people down here thought there was a chance in hell of getting Category 5 protection. Little did they know that the Bush administration had told officials like Senator Vitter that they didn't even like the term Category 5. The Bushies found it "unhelpful". Mind you, the term wasn't "unhelpful" because the Bushies thought it was scientifically fuzzy, or anything like that. Hell no. The Bushies didn't fancy "Category 5" because the term itself framed the issue of flood control in a disadvantageous way. It conjured up thoughts of maximum protection, and they didn't want it associated with Louisiana. Either they didn't want to pay for Category 5 protections, or they didn't want Louisiana to have them. So they instructed the Army Corps of Engineers to study it to death, and leave the problem to some other President.

In the aftermath of Katrina, Rita, and their response to the Federal Flood, the Bushies didn't want to answer questions such as "Should America invest in Category 5 flood protection for Louisiana, or Category 4, or Category 3? Should we protect America's Wetlands and the Gulf Coast's oil/gas infrastructure with Category 5 levees and coastal restoration, or only build up to a weak Category 3 level and hope a Cat 4+ storm never hits?"

Yes, my Pelicans. It really was true. Two months after Katrina, South Louisianans of all political stripes were united in favor of Category 5 protection. Plenty of businessmen I knew expected it. They thought it would be the natural response to what happened. But, somehow, nowadays you never even hear about it. "Category 5" has vanished from the conversation. At best, it's viewed as a distant dream, a high hope. No one even mentions Category 4, either. It's another forgotten fantasy.

And today, yet again, we have to fight with the Bush Administration over funding for WEAK CATEGORY 3 FLOOD PROTECTION that will serve an area that handles 18% of the nation's petroleum, and 25% of the nation's natural gas. Can you believe that? This is an $887 million investment that will help protect an area that supports over $100 billion worth of oil/gas infrastructure*, and the Bushies are skeptical. Remember, since 1992, the Morganza project has been studied, pre-engineered, opened to public comment, designed, redesigned... And then, Terrebone parish and the State of Louisiana decided to start construction on the project because they deemed it too critical to wait for Federal funds. They started building prior to Congressional authorization because they felt it was too damned important! Waiting was not an option. And now, the Bush administration opposes the project and says it wants to ... do more studies.... and "properly coordinate" it with other projects... and other crapola they don't really care about. The real objective is to wait... and wait... and run out the clock (so the team that outspent Lyndon Johnson can argue that they were fiscally prudent in their final years, and kept their promise to cut the deficit in half, and control spending... etc.)

These are the same folks who feel it necessary to repeatedly remind us that they've spent Umpteen billion trillion dollars to rebuild the Gulf Coast. They tell us again and again that our New Orleans levees are "even better" than the poorly designed ones that catastrophically failed 18 months ago. Then they patiently explain the need to further study a WEAK CATEGORY 3 LEVEE PROJECT that will protect the fastest disappearing land mass on earth! Unbelievable. The Bushies only seem to act with urgency when they want to sell a war of choice, or discredit an uppity veteran who served in a previous war of choice. When it comes to rebuilding-- anything-- they're useless.
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Say, where the F*CK was this Scientific Imperative when the Bush Adminsitration PROPOSED restoring Iraq's wetlands in 2004? That project didn't have to wait for a study; it got immediate consideration. Hell, if the Bush administration had "studied" Iraq half as much as they want to study Cat 5 flood protection for Louisiana-- we might not be in the quagmire that we're in!!

Everyone should be rioting in the streets! Even conservatives! How the hell can an administration boast about spending $120 billion on storm recovery, and leave Louisiana wide open to future hurricanes and federal floods?


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* By the way, do you find it curious that Big Oil isn't making a bigger stink about these issues? Shouldn't they at least be complaining more loudly about this (since allocating some of their billions in profits to pay for the accelerated wetlands loss they caused is apparently out of the question.)

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Just thought I'd point out that Shell Oil is a world sponsor and BP, ConocoPhillips, ExxonMobil and Chavez's company that I don't buy from are national sponsors of America's Wetland.

http://www.americaswetland.com/sponsor.cfm?pageid=30&cid=40

Shell Pipeline is also a member of Restore and Retreat along with some other local, independent oil service outfits.

They are helping rebuild our coast, at least more so than the both the Clinton and Bush Administrations have been willing to dedicate themselves to.

By Blogger Nick, at 5:29 PM  

Aside from the substantive issues addressed here and in the posts below, might I say that you are on fire this week, sir. This site has been all about the vim and vigor lately. Lots of fun. Keep it up!

By Blogger jeffrey, at 6:57 PM  

Hot damn, this is a great post.

By Anonymous bigshot, at 7:50 PM  

If the Louisiana coastline is eroded all to hell, causing the abandonment of it by the current population, then it could well give the oil companies license to drill for black gold in places they couldn't touch before - like, say, the site of New Orleans.

Just a thought about why Big Oil ain't saying much...

By Blogger Leigh C., at 9:26 PM  

Now there's a conspiracy theory!

By Blogger jeffrey, at 10:00 PM  

Leigh, did you read my comment and follow the link, or did you just decide to repeat typical anti-oil talking points?

By Blogger Nick, at 10:43 PM  

Nick, duly noted. I've met with the Shell reps at the Voice of the Wetlands festival after Katrina, and was impressed with their support for restoration. I salute Shell's efforts (along with all the other companies).

http://righthandthief.blogspot.com/2005/11/voice-of-wetlands.html

However, I still think that, given what's at stake, companies like Shell should be raising a bigger stink.

Also, the salt water intrusion from all pipelines which slice and dice the wetlands has accelerated wetlands loss tremendously. We used to have a 1000 year "window"; now it's more like 50 years. So, again, I believe the oil companies should be doing more.

By Blogger oyster, at 11:48 PM  

ExxonMobil should be funding the majority of it, considering how many employees and nearby residents that they've given heart disease & cancer and done bupkis to reel back their emissions, spills, and price gouging in artificial crude-oil-price inflations.

The question that I really want to see answered, if indeed any of these "studies" are ever completed (or even begun) is this:

With no wetlands and half the coast gone, how in the hell are they going to make those offshore LNG platforms work? Granted, they aren't dependent upon the wetlands to "function," but come a Cat-3, they'll sure as hell be wishing that those wetlands were there. Or have they abandoned the LNG thing, too?

And if we ever DO get the dirt to build those fucking levees, can we use Ray Nagin as the "cornerstone" on the first cubic ton of dirt to be compacted?

By Blogger Anntichrist S. Coulter, at 12:10 AM  

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By Blogger Nick, at 12:45 AM  

Hey, I would looooove to drill for some black gold, myself. Maybe if the S & W.B. had left the pothole from hell open, I could get the equipment going on that...

;-)

By Blogger Leigh C., at 7:23 AM  

In TerreBonne Parish, we have no protection. We have fought long and hard for it. Our parish has put money up and we have taken the steps to get the protection we need.

Excuses just keep coming in, and it prolongs the continued fight we have long endured. Each time Morganza comes up, someone steps in to delay it with another BS reason. If Katrina and Rita did not show why we need it so bad, I really don't know what to say. The seafood and oil industry are big here.

After Rita, half of ths parish was under water. It actually came into the city limits of Houma after water was pushed up the Houma Nav. I say we just shut the damned pipelines off and give a reminder of how much they need us! You can bet your ass that the rest of the nation will understand when gas prices shoot further up than it is expected to do already. The time to revolt might be near.

BTW, Houma/Thibodaux is reported to have a booming economy right now. But then again, we are in the other Blue district! Guess we and our cousins in NOLA have a lot more in common than most realize!

By Blogger Donnie McDaniel, at 9:19 AM  

Leigh, as someone who is in the business of oil exploration:

a) there is nothing we want on the shelf, much less under NO, and

b) Big Oil's overhead is way too big to be concerned with anything that's not a big cat.

Oyster, we can't raise a bigger stink if it will make us lose leverage and favor in other American provinces we want to get into. It is politics after all.

Ann, we are not going forward with the LNG project.

By Anonymous Maitri, at 11:51 AM  

So, what happened to it?

And here's an unrelated oil exploration question: What happened to the big natural gas pool that was found/opened in the East Baton Rouge/Livingston Parishes area back in the '80s, and why haven't they done more exploration within the state since Reagan royally fucked-over the oil & gas industry in this state? I know that not every single oil field can be completely depleted by now that they HAVE to go into ANWR, so what's the fucking deal there? Damned near every small oil & gas company in this state (and several in Mississippi) went out of business after Reaganomics, so is ANYONE looking for fossil fuels INSIDE of the state of Louisiana anymore?

And Donnie, y'know, I tried to move down to LaFourche, but then it turns out that there's no housing available there, either. I've tried Houma, too --- anything even remotely close to NOLA --- and BUPKIS.

By Blogger Anntichrist S. Coulter, at 12:31 AM