Adult magazine publisher Larry Flynt brought the prostitute who claims to have had an affair with U.S. Sen. David Vitter before the media on Tuesday and called on Vitter to resign the seat he won by campaigning on a platform of conservative values.
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Flynt, publisher of Hustler magazine and occasional political rabble rouser, ignited the prostitution scandal this summer when he uncovered Vitter's phone number in the records of an escort service based in Washington.
Shortly after that, [Wendy] Ellis spoke to the Times-Picayune about her trysts with Vitter in New Orleans. She since has sold her story to Flynt for an undisclosed amount, and it will appear in Hustler along with revealing photographs later this year.
"She looks damn good for her age," Flynt said of Ellis, who is 34. He said he also is helping her with a book deal.
"Damn good for her age"? Chreebus, Flynt! Where does he get off saying... I mean, I know he's made millions peddling barely-- but hasn't he seen Gina Gershon?-- anyway, the point is that the press conference scene looked like, well it reminded me of-- aw hell just see for yourselves:
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Pictured above are Larry Flynt and Wendy Ellis, and on the right are Jabba the Hutt and Princess Leia Organa. Wendy's stage name, of course, was "Leah". And don't forget that Britney Spears is
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Adrastos correctly points out that Vitty had a very expensive habit. Add in the trips to strip clubs, plus the Canal St. and D.C. Madam's allegations and... I wouldn't be surprised if our junior Senator had spent over $100k on his "adult" fantasies over the years.
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Credit Rio Francis of the AP and George Lucas for the photos.
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*title reference
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Update: More Britney commentary found here.
Labels: Canal Street Madam, movies, Vitty-cent, Wendy Cortez
