Here's a suggestion for Republicans: stop codifying your self hatred, and stop grandstanding about "proper" hetero-breeder relationships, and stop passing laws applying to the bedroom. That would be a decent start.
Sorry, but it's painfully clear that too many of you have serious issues when it comes to all things sexual. Your bigoted "values" are a joke because so many of your elected leaders are flaming hypocrites. And it's not just lowly state senators, but Republican Governors and U.S. Senators, too. I must ask the GOP values voters who pull the lever for these clowns: why is it that you see the gay ass sex agenda flourishing everywhere, except for when a Republican closet-case is asking for your vote? Especially during wartime, why isn't the potential for blackmail ever a concern for you?
And even if you truly subscribe to all that "family values" nonsense (which always seems to involve sex), shouldn't you be removing the phallus from your own jaundiced eye, before worrying about the speck in your brother's?
So many of you are so poisoned with self-hatred, so suffocated by ideology, so titillated by your own taboos... that the LAST thing you should be doing is monitoring other people's bedroom behavior. I shudder to think about the landscape of your sexual unconscious. It probably makes Zed's basement look like Wally World.
Yes, I know you're fascinated by all the non-missionary behavior that Leviticus forbids you to try. But please deal with your hang-ups on your own time. Leave us out of it.
Costumed in the family values agenda, these sexually repressed, conservative self-haters are the real freaks. Exhibit A is Senator David Vitter. Recently, the governing arm of the Louisiana GOP gave Vitter a standing ovation (as did his Congressional colleagues back in July). I wonder if RSCC member Keith Rush, an old David Dukkke crony, was among this approving throng?
Family values my ass.
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