Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Spawn of John, a self-described "pussy", directed us to this punishment-- which is like getting waterboarded with cajun eggnog. Nice Rope-a-dope, spawn.
Celcus enters the fray by mocking one of my favorite bands. Blasphemer!
Leigh C. reminds us that David Lee Roth lights the menorah, among other things. (A guest and I will enjoy Diamond Dave "lighting things up" in N.O., the Friday after Mardis Gras.)
That's just too dang brutal. I hope the Cupckicks fill all your stockings with yule logs this year.
So, it's time to get aggressive. This is my final answer:
Didja make it through? If so, here's a punk rawk palate-cleanser by the Vandals.
Update: Greg is unimpressed.
Update #2: Greg's second blitzkrieg is inhuman.
Update #3: The legendary Ricky P. and newcomer Spawn of John both have links in the comments that involve Dallas and Christmas. Ricky's is pleasurable to watch, SoJ's is... not.
Oh. My. God. Totally, totally tase-worthy. I'm gonna go back to my dancing Hasidim, now, and my Manischewitz-slugging hip-hop Hanukah...though I do hope his mama liked the shoes before she died.
Oh, and Oyster? We must all bow down to Greg Peters da master and declare that we're not worthy:
You spoke too soon 'bout that victory thing, dude.
Holy F**k that is the worst thing I have ever seen. I thought it was a SNL skit at first where the guy was going to ask the boy to fellate him for cash or something, but it was so much worse.
Yes, I did just say that video is worse than child porn.
leigh, you know I love Greg and all-- but we must assess these things with an eye towards the intent of the creator.
I subtract points for videos or songs that are trying to be funny and annoying.
The declaration of victory stands-- flowers and chocolates should be forthcoming any time now.
Not so fast.
oy vey, the shmaltz is clogging my engines....I may have to eject....
By 4:17 PM, at
Oh, lemme add some more schmaltz to the clogging. Check the "I Have A Little Dreidel" I have up. If that ain't teenager abuse, I don't know what is.
By 5:08 PM, at
This was much better when I saw it last year . . .
Have a merry Who Dat Christmas!
By 8:24 PM, at
I would like to offer these up for consideration...
Watching Greggy-poo go up against Scout and Oyster is like watching Michael Jordan go up against a JV team -- like watching Helen Thomas go up against Dana Peroxide.
The boy gots game.