Tuesday, June 17, 2008
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: No one understands New Orleans less than Rush Limbaugh.
And that's saying something.
New Orleanian dittoheads listen to Rush on "Rush Radio" 99.5fm WRNO.
damn! I was hoping da oyster was back.
sigh.... well nice blog anyway.
Yeah, howie. Over the years, me and the other "oyster" have had some conversations in the Wizbang! comments. It's irritating because she's conservative, and started her blog five or six months before I began mine.
Just drive a fucking stake through my heart, wouldja please?
The only benefit to be trapped up here in Hillbilly Hell-Hole is that I cannot be subjected to most of the damage that Clear Channel and certain carpetbagging douchebags from Buffalo have done to my former HOMES.
Rush motherfucking Fatfuck Child-Rapist Limbaugh ON WHAT USED TO BE THE ROCK OF NEW ORLEANS.
Could it GET any sicker than that?@!??!
And to think, I was a judge of the Miss Howard Stern contest within my first six months there, back in the old Mister Bubbles building at Clearview and the I-10. Best 19 months of my life, and the damned hardest, and my biggest face-slamming introduction to the glass ceiling.
They turn what used to the oldies station (which was also once lite jazz, the worst format ever invented this side of 70s gold) and turned it into what that one good indy station in Slidell used to be, and turn it back into TESTICLE FESTIVAL all the fuck over again, appropriate "The Rock Of New Orleans," WHEN IT DOESN'T EVEN FIT THE FORMAT *OR* THE FUCKING CALL LETTERS, and they fucking RUIN IT ALL.
I can pick up that Houma stick (the "rock" shit) with said Buffalo douche, but thankfully, I am outside the 250,000K stick range of the sacrilege that used to be my literal home.
I know, all of this radio trivia and melancholy is as boring as watching Fatfuck Limbaugh trying to do a find-a-word puzzle, but it just gets my bP all up and shit, thinking of that FELONIOUS SCUM being on MY motherfucking airwaves. Dammit.
Rush Fatfuck Limbaugh knows anything about ANYTHING about as much as he knows that YOU CAN'T SMUGGLE YOUR DOCTOR'S VIAGRAS BACK FROM YOUR SEX-TOURISM TRIP TO THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC. Don't even want to TRY to imagine how many little boys he raped down there, it's not like their government gives a fuck either, and he's already proven that he's EXEMPT from the laws of THIS country, the junkie whore motherfucker.
There ought to be a copyright law, like how the Acadian culture have copyrighted "cajun" to keep it from being used on anything sold as "cajun" when it never came anywhere NEAR Louisiana --- there ought to be a fucking law SEVERELY PREVENTING any ignorant crackers, losers, morons, republicunts, etc., from ever even THINKING about uttering the words, "NEW ORLEANS" or "KATRINA," or then I can be dispensed to go to their house and kneecap them in their own fucking driveway to leave them there, bleeding as an example for the next postulating genocide cheerleader.
And fuck a buncha Clear Channel, Cumulus Broadcasting, the entire Manship "family" mafia, Guaranty Broadcasting, Disney and every other jack-leg corporate-whore motherfucker who came down here to carpetbag the FUCK out of every good independent station in the entire fucking south, ESPECIALLY New Orleans.
If I *ever* get the right Powerball numbers, y'all will be the first to hear, 'cause I'm coming home, and I am BUYING A REALLY BIG STICK, even if it's in a fucking swamp out in back Brusly or Chalmette or Violet. I will DEFINITELY need help with the morning show, 'cause I do not DO mornings, I do overnights. And find me a good lawyer, Erster, 'cause we do NOT want me to have to pay the fucking FCC for SHIT.
Okay, fantasy over. If I don't dream, I act, and we do NOT want me acting upon what SHOULD be done to repeat felon motherfuckers like Fatfuck Limbaugh, unless we can get a private jet to get me out of the country very quickly thereafter.
On the plus side I was reading some of the Iowa media online and the comment sections are filled with the same "quit whining, ur stoopid for living in a 500-year flood plain" wisdom that was so heartwarming during Katrina and Rita. I think 'Mock Thy Neighbor' is the one of the Fuckmook Ten Commandments.
By 4:58 AM, at
I love how people who despise Rush Limbaugh for the fat blow hard that he is (and he really is) will actually listen to his show in order to be sure not to miss the things he says that will piss them off, then lend credence to the things he says by writing about them. I think there are probably more liberal/dems/progressives (or whatever the fuck you want to call them) that listen to his show than people that actually agree with him.
One day you're gonna die and whatever Rush says about N.O. or whatever comparisons he makes won't mean squat.
And, for the record, after reading the post and the link, who gives a shit. I'm not even offended by it and I'm a new orleans native that lived thru katrina and its aftermath. Some of what the fat blow hard said is at least in the neighborhood of the truth. Or maybe its not. Who the fuck cares.
By 9:47 AM, at
El Stevo just posted the same comment on the Yellow Blog so I'll post my response verbatim here as well.
I love that too. It's sort of like how people who disagree with what's written on an internet site actually read it anyway and then provide counterpoint in the comments.
Except that Limbaugh doesn't allow much in the way of comments. Sure there are callers but they are pre-screened and otherwise manipulated on air.
Seriously though, I pay attention to what Rush says just like I do any commentator with a wide audience because that's how you find out what the wide audience is hearing and talking about. I suppose that's only an important thing to know if you're interested in following news and politics in any sort of depth but we all have our strange compulsions.
Thank you, Jeffrey.
My response to thunderous el stevo's comment, would've been less eloquent, and much more rude.
I'll post my respense to Jeffrey's response from Jeffrey's blog verbatim here on Oyster's blog:
For the record, I rarely comment. If I do, its because I see something in the post or the post itself that I think is rediculous. If I express no opinion, it either means I agree or don't really care.
You've really become kind of boring and predictable lately though. Sort of the Boy Wonder to oyster's Caped Crusader.
Keep up the good work, things are a little slow at work today.
P.S. I love it when you're rude Dark Knight.
By 12:50 PM, at
Weird. It's like having the same conversation in two different places with the same guy who uses two different names... all without leaving my chair. Anyway, since Stevo Thunders keeps posting identical comments in two different threads, I guess I'll keep playing. Here's what I just wrote in the parallel universe:
Oyster once called me "Robin to Daisy's Batman"
Why do I always get cast as the "Boy Wonder"? It's my youth and good looks, isn't it?
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