"You can't say civilization don't advance -- for in every war, they kill you in a new way."
Times have been tough for YRHT during the hostilidays. While other bloggers were brainstorming about important matters, we were spending late night hours assessing the relative "merits" of highly offensive Klan Kristmas Karols. (And then the best/worst one gets pulled from Youtube right before we could use it even though it only had 70 viewings! Aargh! Damn anti-racist complainers!)
So we retreated. We were at a low ebb. Victories were difficult to remember. Morale was in the crapper. We were about to give up, wave the white flag, and surrender in shame. We even wrote a "Merry Christmas I don't want to fight tonight" post that is still sitting in the draft folder.
But then, like a Christmas miracle, comrade joejoejoe provided us needed reinforcements!
He sent us this, erm... video... and it really speaks for itself. But please stay with it. (For example, at 3:31 think: release the Juice-Kraken!) And remember that the second "shot" of Juice is actually about anticipating a torrid one night stand the consummation of a secret crush, not about innocent childhood holiday expectation.
Thanks to our brother-in-arms joejoejoe, we are now re-invigorated, and are willing to suffer through this long war... and prevail!
YRHT was very kind to its readers by leaving out this entry by LJ4A (as well as the several other cringe inducing entries that have been submitted by LJ4A).
But as we all know, ducking and covering from the blast will do you no good at all.
Droogs: Please note that not every flurry of hostilidays links is meant to be a comprehensive recap of every damn shot that was fired during the entire war. If you didn't make it into the Whitman's sampler this time, just leave a link like DZ did.
