In the local paper's classified ads, I noticed a print advertisement for "jesuspeed on Youtube.com".
My first thought was "Jesus... Peed?! Why take out an ad to mock the Nazarene like that? I mean... of course he peed. Everyone pees. There's no doubt that the Divine Counselor had to make an untold number of pitstops in between his sermons. Granted, he was probably too dehydrated to pee during his crucifixion (despite the vinegar toddy) but I'm sure-- many other times-- Jesus had to take a whizz. For example, I doubt his fisherman friends had a bathroom on that boat... which means there's divine pee in the Sea of Galilee. Nonetheless, what sort of sick individual would make an internet video of Jesus peeing? And why would they take an ad out in the Times Picayune to promote such a thing? Do they not fear the lake of eternal hellfire?"
Curious, I looked up jesuspeed on the Youtubes and was surprised to find nothing about urination. In fact, jesuspeed seems to be a collection of videos by one of the ministers who likes to hold crosses in the French Quarter and save souls during Carnival.
For example, here's a link to "Bourbon St. Interview #43"[!], which currently has 17 views.
Monday, February 02, 2009
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Everyone poops, too. And don't forget the gas we pass.
what sort of sick individual would make an internet video of Jesus peeing?
Andres Serrano?
Link.
No, Serrano put Jesus IN pee. That's a little different.
Oh man, in "Interview 43" the guys says that the homosexuals were down on their knees on St Ann street converting to Jesus. I don't think that's what they were doing down there, trust me...
Nearly fell out my chair when I heard that one.
That's good stuff, huh?
The "Jesus-Peed" link goes to the same Nola.com story as the "not fear" link.
Also, I'll be looking out ofr bus banners now. Thank you secular humanists.
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Superdeformed, at
7:57 PM
Oops. Thx for telling me, Superdeformed. I've corrected the error.
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two birds / one stone / good for the economy / good for the enviorment.
win / win.
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Was this before or after he wept?
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