Thursday, February 12, 2009

Stormy Daniels wants to wrestle Vitty-cent 

If I were in Senator Vitter's shoes, I'd jump at this opportunity.

In her recent interviews about a potential Senatorial candidacy, pron star Stormy Daniels has repeatedly said that she would be willing to wrestle Vitty-cent-- literally!

In her Daily Beast interview, Stormy said "I absolutely would [challenge Vitter to a debate] but I don't think he has the balls to confront me... [so] if that doesn't work I'd be happy to wrestle him." Then during her CNN appearance on the Rick "not dirty" Sanchez show, she exulted "I would like to tackle [Vitter] alright!"

I say go for it! Let's do this thing. Can you imagine a "Vitty versus Stormy" Main Event in the SuperDome, televised on Pay-per-view? And in the tradition of the Cheney Dunk Tank, we could make it a "stimulus event"-- half of the money raised would go to state tax cuts, and the other half would go towards Coastal Restoration projects and the completion of Interstate-49. Everybody wins!

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posted by oyster @ 10:11 AM
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I was going to advise that Candidate Daniels follow a course similar to Bob Graham when he first ran for Governor of Florida, hold a series of workdays where she works side by side with regular people doing real work and learning their concerns.

Wrestling Sen. Vitter works too.

By Anonymous joejoejoe, at 1:26 PM  

Why not both. She could use Graham's famous notepad.

By Blogger oyster, at 1:48 PM