Sunday, March 01, 2009

Important Announcement! 

Team Sarah Louisiana and Louisiana Resistance to Host “Tea Party” and “Anti-Pork” Rally in Lafayette!!

Awesome! I can't wait to join the protest against the ObamaDems' "Porkgasm" in D.C.. I'm going to create a volcano out of pork which I will wear around my groin, and I will hold a sign that says "Monitor this, you wealth-confiscating Commies! Because I'm about to Blow!"

Cool, huh?

So what are the details about this event rally movement demonstration of resistance?

Team Sarah Louisiana and its affiliate group, Louisiana Resistance, will host a “Tea Party“ and “Anti-Pork” protest rally on Saturday, March 7, 2009, at 1:00 pm in Veterans Park, 200 Feu Follett Road, in Lafayette.

Quick question: Who the cluck is "Team Sarah Louisiana" and the "Louisiana Resistance"?

Oh. Team Sarah refers to the Louisiana contingent of Sarah Palin fans, and "its affiliate group", Louisiana Resistance, apparently refers to the luminaries at this "Patriotic Resistance" web site.

PLEASE NOTE: access to the Louisiana Resistance group goes through RESISTNET.COM-- not through RESIST.COM, which is a White Aryan Resistance web site. Despite the similar domain names and similar red-on-black web presentation and similar anti-tax stances, these are probably very different groups, with very different membership demographics, with very different outlooks and objectives.

Yes, surely any similarities between the Louisiana Resistance web sites and the White Aryan Resistance sites are purely coincidental.

But this Playboy investigation into the suspicious moorings of Rick Santelli's "spontaneous rant" and the "Tea Party movement" gives me pause. (I watch Rick Santelli on a daily basis, and like his commentary on commodities. For several days, I'd seen the "Santelli rant" thing on the internet and assumed they were referring to another "Rick Santelli". I was absolutely shocked to learn that the "rant of the year" actually referred to CNBC's Rick Santelli. His performance is so out of character that it does arouse suspicion.) Please read the evidence compiled by Playboy and see if you think there's a connection. Here's the nut allegation:

What we discovered is that Santelli’s “rant” was not at all spontaneous as his alleged fans claim, but rather it was a carefully-planned trigger for the anti-Obama campaign. In PR terms, his February 19th call for a “Chicago Tea Party” was the launch event of a carefully organized and sophisticated PR campaign, one in which Santelli served as a frontman, using the CNBC airwaves for publicity, for the some of the craziest and sleaziest rightwing oligarch clans this country has ever produced. Namely, the Koch family, the multibilllionaire owners of the largest private corporation in America, and funders of scores of rightwing thinktanks and advocacy groups, from the Cato Institute and Reason Magazine to FreedomWorks. The scion of the Koch family, Fred Koch, was a co-founder of the notorious extremist-rightwing John Birch Society.

I may attend this Tea Party demonstration in Lafayette and invoke the memory of Crispus Attucks. I'm sure that will be warmly received by the dozens of "patriotic" resisters (representing all colors and creeds) who are rising out of the grassroots and coming together to tell the DemoLibSpendthrifts to "Stop the Insanity".

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Update: Look who else is going to be in Louisiana on March 7th! The Sam Adams Alliance will be doing an all-day workshop in New Orleans for "invited" bloggers and operatives while the spontaneous, grassroots patriots "rise up" in Lafayette. What an interesting coincidence.

Here's the link the Playboy article made from the Santelli rant to the associated "movement" web sites to the Sam Adams Alliance:

Within hours of Santelli's rant, a website called ChicagoTeaParty.com sprang to life.
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ChicagoTeaParty.com was just one part of a larger network of Republican sleeper-cell-blogs set up over the course of the past few months, all of them tied to a shady rightwing advocacy group coincidentally named the “Sam Adams Alliance,” whose backers have until now been kept hidden from public.

Wow. I don't know which "Party" to crash.

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This is what political operatives do when there aren't any real campaign jobs... Verrry interesting stuff.

By Blogger E, at 6:47 PM  

Ha ha Oyster is considering attending the "La Resistance" party as "Ze Mole"

By Blogger jeffrey, at 6:52 PM  

Veteran's Park is a tiny little park, rather shabby, that sits tucke daway between some industrial parks and a residential neighborhood near where I work. It's notable only for the inevitable presence of bums sleeping it off or partying at the picnic tables. I mean every time I drive by, there's at least one table full of bums.

Write your own punchline here.

By Blogger suspect device, at 7:33 PM  

My mom's office directly abuts Veterans Park. It has a memorial, but is otherwise a tucked-in parcel of land that is exactly as Greg describes it.

It's somewhere you go NOT to be seen.

By Blogger Ian McGibboney, at 10:05 PM  

Without income redistribution Louisiana would be worse off than it already is. It ranks like 29th in personal income but 48th in paying federal taxes. If states like New Jersey, New York, Massachusetts and California weren't ponying up to help Louisiana maintain its road infrastructure and and what little crappy health care it provides low-income families, Louisiana would LITERALLY be a Third World crap-hole.

It's ironic that these conservatives also hold up Sarah Palin as their hero. She governs a state thatjust as much a welfare state as Louisiana.

That's why I support progressive taxation and income redistribution -- because I don't want Louisiana to become Haiti.

These conservative know not what they preach.

By Anonymous olegorgonzola, at 9:02 AM  

Do you imagine your warm greeting to be anything of the sort Sharon Jasper & her daughter greeted folks with at the meeting for their free public housing?

Probably just as cordial & tolerant of opposing viewpoints...

I'm sure...

By Blogger GO, at 12:55 PM  

Uh, right. Because I've never criticized Ms. Jasper in this blog.

By Blogger oyster, at 2:48 PM  

I wasn't taking a shot...I was actually sort've agreeing with you.

By Blogger GO, at 6:30 PM  

GO TEA PARTY! WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN! YOU PPL ON THIS WEBSITE NEED TO UNDERSTAND WHAT MOST OF AMERICA THINKS ISN'T WHAT YOU'LL FIND ON MAINSTREAM MEDIA! YOU ARE GOING TO BE VERY SAD PPL SOMEDAY SOON! GO LIVE IN RUSSIA IF YOU WANT A DIFFERENT AMERICA! WE'RE NOT WILLING TO HAND OUR COUNTRY OVER TO COMMUNISTS LIKE YOU! Only reason signing as "anonymous" is I don't have the time to do the rest cause I have to go to WORK!! REMEMBER THAT! Oh yea...you don't need to work...you're taking the BAILOUT SPENDING BILL money to live on insteading of EARNING IT!!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:52 AM  

"Without income redistribution Louisiana would be worse off than it already is. It ranks like 29th in personal income but 48th in paying federal taxes."

It never occurs to you the historically obvious fact that it's the redistribution that causes the decline. When you subsidize failure the apparently completely _unexpected_ result is that you get more of it. When you disincentivise productivity the _shocking_ result is you get less.

There's a difference between a safety net and a safety hammock.

Yeah yeah, I know. Anyone who observes that the collectivist policies of Bush, and now Obama's quadrupling down on them, are destroying the economy must be .. RACIST!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:57 PM