Monday, March 02, 2009

Quotes of the Weak 

"While some of the projects in the [Democrats' stimulus] bill make sense, their legislation is larded with wasteful spending. It includes $300 million to buy new cars for the government, $8 billion for high-speed rail projects, such as a 'magnetic levitation' line from Las Vegas to Disneyland, and $140 million for something called 'volcano monitoring.' Instead of monitoring volcanoes, what Congress should be monitoring is the eruption of spending in Washington, DC."


-- Gov. Bobby Jindal, making the Republican Address to the Nation on Mardi Gras. After the speech, bureaucrats in Jindal's Transportation department confirmed that they plan to request federal dollars for a train line connecting "Harrah's to Tigerland" from "the same pot of railroad money in the president’s economic stimulus package that Gov. Bobby Jindal criticized as unnecessary pork on national television Tuesday night." No word yet on whether the Jindal administration supports "something" called hurricane monitoring.


"I honestly don't know anybody who would compare these situations... They are dramatically different.... clearly, at a minimum, [Senator Ronald Burris] misled the Illinois Legislature and the voters of the Illinois [by giving incomplete answers about his contacts with and fundraising efforts for former Gov. Rod Blagojevich (D-Ill.) as Blagojevich was considering appointing Burris to the state's Senate seat.] ... Obviously there are even more serious charges of perjury, but I guess that will sort itself out in terms of legal proceedings."

-- Senator David Vitter, making time during Mardi Gras to call for Senator Ronald Burris' resignation. Between October 1999 and Mardi Gras day 2001, Vitter made no less than 5 phone calls to the D.C. Madam, including some calls that occurred during House roll call votes in which Vitter participated. Vitter lied to the voters of Louisiana, journalists and religious leaders about his criminal activity with prostitutes, and even took action to discredit and deny job opportunities to a reporter who investigated Vitter's serial whoremongering. He has never given complete answers about his role as an "unindicted co-conspirator" in the D.C. Madam scandal, and planned to take the fifth amendment when called to testify at her trial, prior to her suicide. Vitter's GOP colleagues, who coordinated with ruthless efficiency against Sen Larry Craig during his scandal, stood and applauded Sen. Vitter when he finally returned to D.C. after he admitted to a "serious sin" with whores.


"Let ice water flow through your veins. You have learned many hard earned lessons about the ruthlessness of evil and you are fighting the good fight.

"You are protecting the interest and power of a 60% African American electorate against an onslaught of temporary white power created by the elections right after Katrina.
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"Trust that all across America, you are a wonder, and [the white City Councilmembers] are the clowns, even though local media which shares the white power agenda avoids touting the amazing work that you and your administration has done, even while under siege. The world is back in New Orleans, and they can see that we are extremely functional, and the cranes are rising."

-- Lloyd "The Love Doctor" Dennis, in an open letter to mayor Ray Nagin. Mr Dennis wrote this letter in defense of the current city contracting system, which has contracted with his business, among others.

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So wait, politicians are lying hypocrites? What ever would I do without this blog.

By Anonymous el stevo, at 3:09 PM  

We're always happy to point out the obvious.

By Blogger oyster, at 3:15 PM  

oyster, could you add Barney Frank's mea culpa on the Senate Floor about his dalliances with running a Callgirl...err...Callboy service out of his own house when he was a younger member of Congress?

If Vitter's a whoremonger, what's the definition for Frank's deal?

Anyone? Anyone? Buehler?

By Blogger GO, at 4:05 PM  

Go: First of all, it's Bueller, not Buehler. (I know this wasn't a typo on your part because you've done it twice.)

Second, it's "quotes of the weak" (pun on week) not "quotes of last millenium".

Third, if you're gonna helpfully reference something, provide a link. Extra credit for a hyperlink.

Fourth, to answer your question

"If Vitter's a whoremonger, what's the definition for Frank's deal?"

Not sure what to define it, but since you brought up callboys I will note that we're about to mark the 20th anniversary of this buried scandal.

By Blogger oyster, at 6:16 PM  

See how pointless the back-and-forth is?

You sort've proved the point for me...We can go back...and forth...and back...and forth...for hours...

As for the Ferris Buehler scandal...I guess its ingrained...I have a friend with that spelling, and I'm always saying to her...My apologies...

As for the links, the Internet Brownshirts here at my office won't allow us to access YouTubage, though I'm not sure any exists back then...

Funny that he had to pay for it, even way back then...

By Blogger GO, at 6:28 PM  

That Dennis quote is a real piece of work. Did you see his website? AH, MY EYES BURN!

By Blogger Clay, at 2:24 AM  

I like the Love Doctor's shocked amazement on his blog that so many white people would vote for Obama.

By Blogger oyster, at 10:11 AM  

Is it me or has the Price is Right lost most of its creativity when Bob Barker left the show?

By Blogger D-BB, at 10:13 AM  

Not just you, D-BB. Not just you.

By Blogger oyster, at 12:36 PM  

GO-

Another point you might want to remember is that all three of Oyster's quotes are not just recent, but also from Louisiana politicians.

And since Oyster's last quote was anti-Nagin it's silly to imply he's a partisan hack.

-Bacon

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:09 PM