Tea Party Nation is pleased to announce the First National Tea Party Convention to be held February 4-6, 2010 at the Gaylord Opryland Hotel in Nashville, TN.
Best of all, Sarah Palin will be the keynote speaker! While the $550.00 registration fee to this grassroot event does not include lodging, Tea Partiers can perhaps offset this cost with the savings gained from the upcoming National Day of Strike boycotts.
(Palin speaks at "Little Norway 2007" festival.)
Tea Party stalwart Michelle Bachmann will also speak at the convention, spreading her patented brand of uncommon brilliance:
No one that I know disagrees with natural selection-- that you can take various breeds of dogs... breed them, you get different kinds of dogs. It’s just a fact of life. ... Where there’s controversy is (at the question) ‘Where do we say that a cell became a blade of grass, which became a starfish, which became a cat, which became a donkey, which became a human being?’ There’s a real lack of evidence from change from actual species to a different type of species. That’s where it’s difficult to prove. --quoted in the Stillwater Gazette, September 29, 2003
Also, that wonderfully informed Joseph Farrah from WingNut Daily will deal out some hard troof, as he did on the anniversary of the Federal Flood:
I am so sick of hearing about how Hurricane Katrina was a manmade catastrophe. Not so. We have plenty of manmade catastrophes involved with New Orleans. I can name them: Nagin, Obama, Edwards, Clinton. But, I have news for you: Katrina was a real storm. And there are more of them out there with New Orleans' name on it.
But the Pea Tardists are a very, very serious movement. Don't mock them.
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Update: Pat hopes Mayor Nagin will be a late edition to the line-up, creating "Chocolate Moose" political re-alignment. That's one of the few ways this thing could get more delicious.
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Labels: Cons, Palin, Pea Tardy movement
